You can spot them a mile away. They swish and twirl their wine and inspect it like it's the last darn drop of liquid on earth.
They often speak of hints of chocolate or oak, or whisper about sweet notes of vanilla or perfume when it comes to their wines.
And when they finally do take a sip after their long wine inspection ritual, immediately their pinky raises in the air, as if to salute all other wine snobs of the world.
Give us our darn convenience store wine and we're happy. Whether we drink our wine from a wine glass, pixie cup, dixie cup, coffee cup, a freaking box, or even out of the bottle when we're roaming through our local Renaissance festival, that's us baby. We're EDGY like that.
We are the exact opposite of a wine snob. Sure, we know we don't fit in, but we're darn proud of that. EDGY Wine was not created to fit in like every other wine or wine accessory company. Heck no! You see, EDGY Wine was created for you. The Edgy Winos.
You know who you are. You know how to have a good time with your wine and you've mastered the art of relaxing like a champion. And you are the exact opposite of a wine snob, and you're freakin' proud of it.
Our mission is to quickly build a kick-butt wine accessory company with a poop-load of products that we and our customers can have fun with on and offline. That's it. End of story. Pretty freaking simple.
We are a very small start-up and work our butts off until 2 AM nearly every freaking day and sometimes drink loads of wine to create and launch new products.
And we cannot launch new products without the support from you - our Edgy Wino community. We love you guys. And we're not just saying that because we're drunk right now.
One Coolest Wine Accessory?
Yes. We have just one freaking product right now. Big deal, right? But with everyone's support, we can and will add many more kick-butt EDGY products just as fast as you can pound down wine shots on a Friday night.
Let's make it happen together and show these wine snobs of the world who we really are - and how to really bring out the fun that's bottled up in every wine bottle or box!
So join us, Edgy Winos. Buy our stuff. Like and share us on Facebook below. Support the anti-wine snob movement that has officially started. Have fun. Get EDGY. And please be responsible when it comes to your wine drinking. Especially when playing wine pong or doing wine funnels. Those can kick your butt fast.